The surgeon, a coal-black man named Michael Obeng, offered his services for free.
You can buy Jim Goad’s Whiteness: The Original Sin here.Īs I type this, Brown has apparently been flown to Beverly Hills to receive a professional plastic surgeon’s three-day de-gluing operation. As of this writing, she has raised nearly $19,000. Tessica winces and writhes in pain.īrown and a relative started a GoFundMe campaign to assist in her noble journey as an empowered black American woman to scrape off the glue she had so stupidly sprayed onto her head. The next day, Brown uploaded a video of her sister trying to apply acetone to her scalp while Ms. Failing in their noble quest to de-glue Brown’s shellacked noggin, they sent her home with some acetone. Bernard Parish Hospital in Chalmette, Louisiana, where according to reports, medical technicians spent 22 hours trying to remove the Gorilla Glue from her hair using acetone packs. On February 6, Brown - who apparently doesn’t have health insurance - visited the emergency room at St. This is the life that I guess I’m-a have to live.” This is the life I’m living at this point. Before bursting into tears on camera, she says, “Look, you wipe it off and nothing happens. In a second video she recorded ostensibly to prove she wasn’t lying - which is an oddly defensive move - Brown squirts a glob of shampoo on her dry scalp, vigorously rubs it in, then wipes it off with a washcloth to demonstrate that her hair is, indeed, glued to her scalp. I’ve washed my hair 15 times and it don’t move.” When I do my hair I like to, you know, finish it off with a little Got2B spray, you know, just to keep it in place? Well I didn’t have any more Got2B spray so I used this,” she says, flashing a can of sprayable Gorilla Glue. It’s not my choice, no, it’s not my choice.
“My hair has been like this for about a month now. When they aren’t ruining things, black people help make the world a funnier place.Īppearing on the February 4 video with her shiny black hair plastered so closely to her head that it resembled an undersized black bowling ball or a bulbous eggplant, a sour-faced Brown griped to the camera: No, the industrial-strength sprayable adhesive she used to keep her hair in place just HAD to be Gorilla Glue. It wasn’t even bad enough that she’s a black woman.
It wasn’t bad enough that this heavy-lidded, slow-thinking woman is such a dimwit, she spray-glued her hair onto her head using an industrial-strength adhesive - and THEN was so attention-starved that she took to TikTok last week to inquire before all the world why her hair hadn’t moved for a month. It wasn’t bad enough that this prolific baby machine from Violet, Louisiana had an arrest record for battery or that she managed a troupe of preteen black girls called “ Dancing Divaz ” who use interpretive dance to protest the fact that massive doses of fentanyl make it harder for black criminals to breathe. It wasn’t bad enough that this 40-year-old black mother of five was named “Tessica” or that, like 99.9% of black women, she’d obviously spent far more of her life obsessing over her hair, nails, and eyelashes than she had, oh, reading Virgil or Chaucer. It just had to be Gorilla Glue, didn’t it?